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Monday, August 31, 2009

Road Rage: A Modern Epidemic.

Hello Readers,
Our apologies on the lack of bloggin' as of late. Moving back to college is a time-intensive activity! Anyways, recently we have noticed large amounts of road rage occurring in our small town. We find it highly irritating. Stay Strong - don't let all those angry drivers out there get you down.

There is not much out there that can put a damper on a nice sunny day spent driving to get some iced coffee with your best friend. In fact, nothing can spoil such an event in my opinion. HOWEVER, a little something we all love to hate called Road Rage sure can give you a momentary murderous feeling.
Folks, this is 2009. Smart people don't just drive around leaning on their horns and shaking their fists all the time... because they know that even the kindest-looking of cars can hold dark secrets inside, such as an AK 47. Even a machine gun!
My point is this: although Ella Mentry and myself may look kind and innocent driving along in my old car, the truth is, the fate of the next Road Rager just might not be as pleasant as that of the first. Just kidding, but really. There is a time and a place for rage, and the road is not one of them.
[Wrightless Smalls]
What a douche. Sometimes that's all you need to say.
~Ella Mentry~

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