Papa Bloom

Who is this crazed man? To the world, and to his many fans, he is known as Papa Bloom. To Ella Mentry and Wrightless Smalls he is known simply as Dad. What does he stand for? Random hugs, great advice, and, if you're lucky, a completely crazy comment that comes out of nowhere.

When you're in need, who ya gonna call? Not ghostbusters, but the always Strong, Papa Bloom.

I first had the pleasure of meeting Papa Bloom (then commonly known as "Mr. Bloom") when I was 5 years old. That is when I befriended the dear Ella Mentry. Readers, I must tell you that I pity those of you who have not had the pleasure of encountering this fine gentleman. While his large stature and bushy mustache may be intimidating at first, Papa Bloom should be no more feared than a puppy. Unless of course, you are a boy dating one of his many daughters, or have committed some crime-like act.

I have many fond memories of Papa Bloom from over the years from playing a game called "Octopus", to singing songs together, to the one of a kind GREAT advice that he always has. Perhaps the best part about Papa Bloom is the surprise hugs he supplies. Whether or not you are a true daughter of his, if you know him long enough, you become one.

I honestly think Papa Bloom should have an afternoon show called "Coffee Hour with Papa Bloom". What a hit it would be!! His jokes coupled with his endless wisdom would make his show one that would rival even the great Oprah Winfrey I'd wager. In conclusion, I have mad love for Papa Bloom and I feel very grateful to know him so well.

[Wrightless Smalls]

I first met Papa Bloom when I was born. I don't remember

anything about that day. Come on people, I was an infant. Anyway,

for all of you who don't know Papa Bloom, you should. He is a large

man, with dark hair,beady brown eyes, and a big mustache. What says

Papa more than that? You may be asking yourself, is this man human?

Yes, yes he is. Behind his super-Dad like appearance, he has crazy

ideas, gets stressed out from work, and sometimes projects his own

problems on his many children. But enough of that,we're all human.

Even Papa Bloom.

So, what's the big deal?

Firstly, Papa Bloom can advise you on any subject. Even

spelunking;(Wrightless and I tested this by asking him about

spelunking in Eastern Europe). Sometimes, if you're feeling blue or

just chilling at the Bloom house,Papa Bloom will surprise you with a

hug. He talks to guys about future plans,interrogates boyfriends in

a kindly manner, and he says the funniest and craziest things.

One day he walked into the Bloom house with a green felt

news boy cap on, met Wrightless' boyfriend at the time, and said:

"So, what are you doing with my girl?"

Papa Bloom. Enough said.

I leave you with one of his great quotes, that he got from

Granddad Bloom:

"He says to me, 'Chuck, I don't care if you're out there

digging ditches.If you're the best at what you do, there

will be demand for you, and you will be successful and

make money."

-Papa Bloom

So, if ever you're down, stop by the Bloom's. Papa Bloom will brew

you a cup of the best, strongest, coffee you've ever had, and give

you the advice you need.

~Ella Mentry~