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Friday, June 5, 2009

Gidday Mates!

Dear Readers! 
Good 'Ay Mates! Today we would like to reveal to you our obsession with the late Steve Irwin, and everything Australian. If you're Australian, we probably think you're really hip and adventurous! Perhaps you might want to invite us to the outback? The Sydney Zoo? Anywhere in Australia? We also love Australian accents. Seriously, who doesn't like Australian accents?
     We hope you have a great day. We also guarantee that the quality of your day will be vastly improved if you speak in an Aussie accent for the rest of the day.
        Hooroo! (Hooroo: goodbye, with the implication of seeing you later. Thank you Aussie slang Dictionary!)
   Stay like a roo bar! ( Stay strong, a roo bar is a strong metal bar placed in the front of vehicles to protect them against hitting a kangaroo. God we love Australia.)

G-Rizz

Crikey!!! 
Australians are just amazing people, I have decided. I miss the days of watching a new Steve Irwin episode, learning tidbits about the Aussie Outback, and being shocked and amazed by his bravery. All Australians must be overly awesome...Keith Urban, anyone? 

So, g-day to you fine followers! Are you going to get "goog" since it' s Friday? (Goog = Aussie slang for "drunk".) I'm not. Alas, I have finals next week. We've had enough "liquid laugh" (aka vomit) for a while anyways. 
YAY AUSTRALIA
SHUT UP AND LISTEN
[g-rizz]


B$
Gidday(hello)!! Onya(well done) for reading this blog mates! You're good blokes(people) you are! You're not drongos(dim-witted people) at all! All right now I'm going to take a Smoko(break for tea) with Johnno(Johnathon).
Hooroo!(Peace out Alfalfa Sprouts!)
   {B$}

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