Everyday Occurrences.

Dear Readers,

     Life is an interesting thing. Sometimes we're sick of it, and other times we are high on it. We guess the whole point of this blog is to brighten your day by bringing to light the everyday occurrences that intrigue and amuse us. The times are pretty crazy right now so we hope we can give you a good laugh! Also, regarding the current times, take heed of the ever-wise Beach Boys and Don't Worry Baby!!! In other words, STAY STRONG!!

   xoxo,

      G-Rizz and B-money

G-Rizz

This entire past week I have had a burning question for the world: Why do people unicycle? 

I'm unsure about your location, dear followers, but where I am there seems to be a big influx of unicyclists. They can be seen awkwardly peddling up hills, carrying groceries, and even (dare I say it) texting. I have made several observations regarding this practice:

1) If there is the slightest incline of the terrain, I can walk faster than the persevering cycler

2) The seat of the one-wheeled Hot Rod appears as if it would give its jockey a severe wedgie

3) No one who sits atop a unicycle makes use of a helmet

4) Inexperienced peddlers can be easily spotted. Note how their arms flail about as they slowly (and wildly) make their way about their college campus

5) If one were to fall off of such a mode of transportation, a coat of armor would be necessary to save the person from major injury

6) I have never seen a female riding a unicycle. I have not yet come to a conclusion about what this means.

Damn you, Unicyclists! Your mysterious ways are really beginning to get to me. Readers - if you have any insight on the matter, let me know. 

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

[g-rizz]

B$

    Pizza rolls. Unsuspecting, you are chilling in your kitchen, eatin tastey pizza roll snacks, with your fam or crew. You take your first bite thinking, "Damn this is gonna be good." Out of nowhere, hot pizza roll magma bursts from the pocket scorching anything in its path. Perhaps the side of your mouth, or your hand; and god forbid you were walking and eating and your little sister was walking near you only to be scalded on her face! 

    You could have waited for them to cool but, oh no, these snacks aren't eaten on a regular basis; so, every time you have them you forget about the last snack feast's events.

    Advice?

       Remember how much chaos can occur from lack of Pizza Roll Safety. Let them cool or be a fool.

            Peace out Alfalfa Sprouts!

  {B$}  Snack Injury Preventer