Fare Thee Well (MD and Butter Cake).

Dear Readers,

We would just like to take this time to make a shout out to our girl Millvina Dean, who recently passed on. She was the last survivor of the Titanic, and she has now gone to a better place. 

What a neat individual! But, stay strong followers because she lived a long 97 years. In the interest of not having two depressing posts in a row: Cake. 

Checkered cake, with butter cream and chocolate ganache, to be exact. A word to the wise: NEVER MAKE THIS CAKE. Here is why: 

  Stay classy, folks. 

xoxo, 

g-rizz and b-money 

G-Rizz

My dearest friends. Allow me to first give a holler to my girl Millvina Dean. What a beast! That fine woman was lowered in a contraption of sorts into a life boat that indeed did save her two month old life from the famous sinking Titanic. Although I did not know of her until recently, I find her story fascinating and heart warming. 

Too bad she didn't make it to the big 100.

Secondly. Let me share some wise words with you. If you are making a cake, and you taste the batter and you think to yourself: "Hmm... sugar cookies.", then you have done something very wrong. Not only did the above cake taste like a hybrid between a cooke, brownie, and a fresh loaf of bread, but the frosting was a disaster. 

If the butter cream frosting you are making requires 6 cubes of butter, you have a problem. That isn't frosting. It's butter. And let me tell you, when you taste a nice big glob of that shit, you regret the day you were born. 

Luckily my roommate Dezz was in need of an exotic facial. 

 Laugh at me all you want, but it could happen to you. Let this be a life's lesson to us all. 

SHUT UP AND LISTEN

[g-rizz]

B$

Millvina! Alas, she is gone. Perhaps if her family had tried out Carnival at first they wouldn't have been able to afford a cruise, like Gennarina and I, and they would have missed the death cruise known as the Titanic.

     This would have been an accurate schedule for the Titanic:

            Day 1: Fun Day at Sea

    Day 2: Fun Day at Sea

    Day 3: Death by Iceberg

    Day 4: Rescue Mission...if you're lucky!

 Anyway you guys something has come up and I gotta go. I have mad love for you guys!

    Peace Out Alfalfa Sprouts!

{B$}